Y Mi Palabra Es La Ley

To anybody I offend in the the following 76-minute podcast: from the bottom of my heart, y'all can eat this dick.

Tres Delinquentes Deliquent Habits

Jane Magazine: Tommorrow's Mugshots...TODAY!

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The Final 4(0)

NIT:
Salma Hayek - 7
Jenny McCarthy - 31
Kelly Hu - 35
Monica Bellucci - 36
Shannon Elizabeth - 38
Adriana Lima - 39
Rebecca Romijn - 40

(40) Elizabeth Hurley (37)
(39) Michele Merkin (new)
(38) Charisma Carpenter (30)
(37) Heidi Klum (return)
(36) Carmen Electra (25)
(35) Ali Larter (new)
(34) Jessica White (new)
(33) Sofia Vergara (return)
(32) Brooke Burke (return)
(31) Eva Mendes (32)

(30) Mayra Veronica (27)
(29) Summer Altice (23)
(28) Esther Baxter (24)
(27) Anne Hathaway (new)
(26) Lacey Chabert (34)
(25) Jessica Simpson (28)
(24) Jamie Pressly (26)
(23) C.J. Gibson (18)
(22) Vanessa Minillo (29)*
(21) Hayden Panettierre (33)*

(20) Sarah Shahi (21)
(19) Halle Berry (19)
(18) Shakira (16)
(17) Raquel Gibson (12)
(16) Kate Beckinsale (8)
(15) Jennifer Walcott (13)
(14) Katherine Heigl (17)
(13) Jessica Biel (15)
(12) Vida Guerra (22)
(11) Kim Smith (20)

(10) Trish Stratus (3)
(09) Beyonce (14)
(08) Angelina Jolie (6)
(07) Kristen Bell (11)
(06) Stacy Keibler (4)
(05) Jennifer Love Hewitt (10)

(04) Eva Longoria (2)
(03) Scarlett Johannson (9)*

(02) Marissa Miller (5)*

(01) Our Lady St. Jessica Of Perpetual Awesome Hotness (dur)

lily allen feat. aaron lacrate [SMILE {gutter remix}]

Friday Barometer: Dude, I Think I Just Filled The Cup

Friday Barometer: Dead Or Alive

Kristin at E! is about yeaclose to making the On Notice list--

You may have seen my earlier report that Veronica Mars has been canceled.

Well, let me just say that though I heard this heart-wrenching info from six--yes, six--reliable sources on both the network and studio side...apparently that news may have been somewhat misguided. See, although this "cancellation" rumor ran rampant around all sectors of Hollywood today, it turns out the picture is more complex than a straight canceled-or-not-canceled scenario.

At this hour, here's what I can tell you:

I just heard from Veronica mastermind and showrunner Rob Thomas, who tells me, "If we're cancelled, I certainly don't know about it."

And according to CW insiders, the CW has not officially canceled Veronica Mars. However, here's the catch: They are currently considering a different format for the fourth season. From what I hear, that format would leap four years into the future and focus on Veronica Mars as an FBI agent. Aside from returning star Kristen Bell (duh), the rest of the cast is yet to be determined, but it isn't likely that many of her current co-stars would be on board.

So bottom line: Veronica Mars could be: 1) spinning off into a new format, 2) returning in her college years or 3) getting canceled.

And let me just say, number 3 could be a very real possibility, so it is most definitely time to rally the troops before it's too late! If you care about Veronica Mars and want it to survive (and if you're a fan of good TV, I know you do!), please comment below with your name and message of support. And email your friends the link of this column so they can do the same. (I will forward your comments to the powers that be at the CW.)

Then, please send your "Save Veronica" postcard or letter to:

Dawn Ostroff
President of Entertainment, The CW Television Network
4000 Warner Boulevard, Bldg 168
Burbank, CA 91522-0002

And pardon me while I step onto my soapbox and advise the CW: cancelling Veronica Mars would be a mistake of epic proportions. It is by far the best thing going on the green net, and one of the most addictive, smart, funny and well-written series ever to air on television. The fans would not take its cancellation lightly.

(P.S. That Pussycat show makes me want to gauge out my eyes.)

Now, VM fans unite! Comment away below for the love of good TV!

I got property to belong to!  What's my purpose without it!?



Hard Knock Life (Ghetto Anthem) Jay-Z

Friday Barometer: Know The Ledge

I'm going to try an experiment today in which I post nothing but awesome pictures until I find out the rumor is nothing but a rumor, in which case I will sigh deeply and then go about bombing E! off the face of the earth, or the rumor is fact, in which case St. Patrick's Day gets started early.

Let's go!



HAW haw!



BALLIN'!


Because The Night (unplugged) 10,000 Maniacs

Is Kristen Bell Gon Have To Choke A Bitch?

If this don't get refuted, someone's catching a body bag...
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The day we’ve all dreaded has come, tubers.

With actual tears in my eyes, I must tell you that I’ve heard from several solid sources that the CW has decided not to bring Veronica Mars back for a fourth season.

Though official word has not yet come down from the network, I did hear from creator Rob Thomas earlier this week, who told me things weren’t looking good: “I’ve never been less certain of our fate. I’m afraid I’ve gone from cautiously optimistic to something less than that.”

More on this later. I’m just too distraught to write more right now.
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To everybody watching American Idol and Bootleg Dr. Cox--thanks a whole fucking bunch.  You've done Osama proud.   I'm going drinking.

Get Back Ludacris

Friday Barometer: Neptune? Grand.

Yup, I had an interview I went from being late for to being 15 minutes early from that I think went well.

Don't care.

Put down another 750 words for the first time in what seems like forever.

Don't care.

I may have walked outside during my snack break and found them filming Veronica Mars a spit away while I was inside the lab writing. I may have walked right past Kristen Bell. I may have asked a producer what was happening and he may have revealed they were taping the 17th episode of the year and may have divulged the primary storyline.

He may have seen the Picture.

So, instead of doing other things, I'm going to stay here a while longer and see what else I can find/do. Who knows what may come of this? Maybe nothing else. But I'm going to flit back and forth between the set (HA! I said the set cause I was there and walked through it!) and these computers, keeping updates on serve.

I'm sure you guys would expect nothing less.

(Perhaps a little keyed up; it took me 3 tries to spell expect just there.)

ONE
Max, why do you think I didn't name what the primary storyline is? Dumbass.

Anyhow, a few things since their job fair scene is taking a bit longer than they thought.

Bells for the tower go off hourly at SDSU--and they don't post-edit them out, I suppose. They sent up some sound people who put stuff around the actual ball portion of the bell, thus making it a silencer every hour at the top of the hour.

The extras are full of cute girls but they're all bored. It takes them a while for each scene and they're just background anyway, so it looks like you hanging out with your friends when none of you had the strength to get up and go somewhere. Some of them seem to be RL friends. They all text like mad. When they move around the 400 feet or so marked off, they line up like baby ducks and follow the producer guy I talked to and a couple of other executive-types.

The crew have these awesome big black trucks to move around. They look like where the MIB would keep people if they had to flash-fry a bunch at once.



I've decided to take a few pictures and send them to Rob, in the hopes they'll enhance the report.

So they are. Hearst represent! (You can also see the aforementioned bell tower. Talk about brilliant photography.)



More updates as they warrant.

TWO
Some guy is sitting where I've been all day so this update is shorter and taking an extra couple minutes. The fucktard.

A lot of parents around taking pictures. It may be Parents Weekend or something here at State and it's bleeding over into filming. A lot of them are walking right through the set with no break in their actions whatsoever. Probably Idol fans.

THREE

I guess the job fair scene took longer than expected, as if I know.  What I do know is it hit dusk and the crew leapt into action like vampires.  I heard dinner mentioned, so I split.  They may come back later, I dunno.

The $48,000 Pregunta: do I go back tomorrow?

Another One Bites Da Funk Party Ben Queen/Daft Punk mashup

And The Friday Barometer's Heart Expanded Three Times That Day

Leaving aside the guy who was just interested enough in the digicam to make an appointment and then completely blow it off, today is a fine, fine day.

Thirdly, my friends are SROing the birthday party next week. Some cute girls, too.

Let us pray.

Secondly, milling around downtown, I met Ryan Hansen. THE Dick Casablancas.

Yes, again. See?


SHOCKER! They were filming at a college, and it turns out Ryan is very impressed with my Brooke Burke wallpaper. The one worrying thing is the look on his face when I revealed I was the guy who got his arm signed. I can only wonder what stories have been told on set. Tragically, I was so overcome by the moment that I forgot to invite the cast to my birthday party. Now that would've been a damn scene and a half.

And ultimately I got home from all of that to find out KS & Rob tag teamed back again to get me the iPod of my dreams. Even if my brother beat me to it by a few weeks, it's par excellence, as the French would say. So I have to figure it out before I get some belts at the bar and hit the casino and decide if I'm going to hit the club for free tomorrow night the week before the real partay or not.

MAN.

Like the kid in Almost Famous said: it's all happening.

Welcome to Jamrock Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley

And Now, A PSA From Kristen Bell

Seriously, y'all.

Nausea Beck